10,000 B.C. - Piss-poor movie-making at its best. A forgettable tale set you-know-when, and it's just mind-boggling how bad the character development is, as well as the "adventure" portions that introduces more and more different groups of people as the main character (D'Leh) and his small gathering set out on a rescue mission after they are attacked by some big bad meanies and many of their tribe are taken (including D'Leh's sweetheart Evolet). It's not even a train wreck, it's just dull, and its conclusion has all the tension of a bungee cord in its resting state. Expect very poor word of mouth on this film.
I give it 1 star, or a grade of D.
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