Patman's Musings

Overall, I think it runs a little long in spots, but that's because it doesn't sacrifice characterizations for simply the brutal sli...

It starts out cutesy with chronicling the hijinks that come with owning a dog for a young boy, and through his teen years.  Then it shifts f...

I'm not really sure what I watched, it was so... foreign in the telling of the story of a legend pertaining to the Great Wall of China t...

Never will you underestimate the TSA again!  A slow simmer of a twilight zone-esque horror flick with some race relations commentary (or not...

This was simply terrible, worse than watching paint dry on the big screen.  The film plods and lumbers along with no plot progression of not...

Lots of jump-scares and action sequences with nary a bit of characterization for the supporting casts, so it plays fairly close to its video...

It's a lot of fun for kids and parents alike.  Quite the family values film. :) I give it 3 stars or a grade of B.